So, Massage Envy is marketing all over the place – “MASSAGE GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!”. Great, in theory – but 2 things.

$60 an hour plus tip is pricey (yes, I know you can get the introductory special for $39, but work with me people).
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any other woman rubbing down my husband, regardless if it’s non-sexual – call me jealous, I’m just telling you how it is.

It’s time for your favorite Hallmark created holiday *drum roll please* … Valentine’s Day! Yes, Valentine’s Day is next Saturday and you most likely have not gotten anything for your special someone (or someones – I don’t judge).

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Here’s a gift idea – a slight twist to the norm, but sweet and if your husband won’t dress like you in public – surely he will in the bedroom. His and Her Cozy Quilted Robes – by of all people, Sleep Comfort. Yep, the people who do the mattresses where you adjust the number to your comfort.